Friday, August 22, 2008

Okay so I've been lazy...

But hey it's summer, and well if George Bush can take the whole summer off, I certainly can; I've always been one to follow by example. He he he. What a lazy fucker! Anywho, thought I would post some crap today, not much has caught my attention in the realm of interest, except for how awful it must be for the fine folks over at Greyhound and their new ad slogan of "You've never heard of Bus Rage", OUCH!!! Talk about taking one to the chin. However, on a more respectful note, my thoughts and prayers go out to Tim's family, may your son RIP.

As for other summer stuff...hmm, not much to report. I've never been one to sit and write about my day to day activities on me blog, to me that seems a little pompous and arrogant. But I do however, enjoy pointing out the humor in life. Take for instance a little piece I witnessed at my good friend Kwesi's wedding this past weekend. I'll do my best to paint the picture for ya.

You have a large room.

You have 150 people in it, all dressed very well, all eating their faces off.

You have one long head table, with the bride and groom and all their bridesmaids and groomsmen, myself included.

You have two mc's, Christian Steingart (my buddy) and Stephanie Yeboah (Kwesi's sis)

You have Christian wayling away with many a joke, he's quite eccentric.

You have Steph introducing a sheet she found on the internet about the do's and dont's that you can say to your spouce.

You have Christian and Steph plugging away at the sheet, laughs galore.

You have Christian then saying "Honey you always smell moldy"

**** Let me say firstly that his statement in this quote was priceless, totally unfettered of any conciousness, it was one of those, "what did I just say moments" where you read something because it is in front of you, but don't realize what it means until you have everybody's else's reaction. Reaction!!!! Holy Fuck!!! The room was dead..............SILENT, I swear I almost pissed myself to it sheer pricelessness. This room, full of aunt's, uncle's, grandparents, children and the what not, were in pure awe. Lauralei, the bride was not pleased and Christian, trying so desperately to show his innocence to the situation, crept in ever so lightly "I didn't write this".

Anywho, I hope you can get what I'm trying to relay to you, this was one of those moments that will forever hold its grip on their wedding and the minds of those who were there, it was a pure Youtube moment. Uhhh... fuck I wish I have my video camera.

later.